oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(Source: oreooficial, via worsting)

orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

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richwhitemom:

turn on: when your phone is on 100%

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so I’m off to Belgium for a week, leaving my house in like four hours, and I haven’t got a single thing sorted

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

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aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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millika:

How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like

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subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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