waterfallfish:

I’M SORRY I’M NOT INTERESTING OR FUNNY OR PRETTY I’M JUST KINDA HERE

(Source: kas-a, via eggnored)

not-a-comedian:

12exe:

Horton hears somebody he used to know

image

do you ever regret drawing something

(Source: medimeedes, via handshakethegangstervevo)

obamasmenstration:

*seductively whispering in your ear* ooh yeah baby you know what really turns me on? boys with big, fat, VOCABULARIES BECAUSE EDUCATION IS HELLA IMPORTANT HAHA AM I RIGHT LADIES

(Source: helen-bottom-farter, via theperfectnacho)

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

(via nimieber)

croutoncat:

August is like the sunday of summer vacation

(via lameur)

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

(Source: instantlys, via lameur)

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(Source: my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it, via lameur)

sophomorealbum:

"hey someone told me your tumblr ur-" image

(via lameur)

greathaircut:

million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory

(via swagbat)

accio-happin3ss:

notyrqueer:

bakefestatspliffanys:

lilfairyboy:

ofgeography:

infinitelyeverlark:

001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez

I took a sip from a devil’s cup
Slowly
It’s taking over me 

HOLY CRAP

I want to do so much witchcraft to this 

when the chorus hits tho

I listen to this like 5 times every time it comes up on my dash.

So I guess I have to reblog.

This is some American Horror Story shit

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