liftedandgiftedd:

acutelesbian:

I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking. 

seriously the most accurate thing I ever read.

(via mustlovestarvingwriters)

lordlou:

the fact that i will probably never be pushed up against a wall by a hot boy makes me upset 

(via my-other-plans-fell-through)

andrewhussiesbosom:

I HIT MY ARM ON THE DOORWAY AND SHOUTED “LOUD ANGRY YELLING” AND MY FUCKING MOM COMES IN LIKE “r u ok I heard some loud angry yelling” I’M LAUGHING LIKE A WALRUS

(via quicksand-pulls-me-under)

australiansanta:

don’t tease your hair that’s bullying

(via maliciousmelons)

amoying:

QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY

(via a-trex)

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

(via birdismostdefinitelytheword)

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dorkstrider:

high school friends are basically people who agree to survive together and it’s sort of like they’re your crew in a zombie apocalypse and after the apocalypse is over somehow you go on to living life and maybe occasionally you’d run into each other and be like “oh yes i see you still haven’t been eaten by zombies that is good” but you no longer have the need to survive together so that thing tying you to these people is just gone

(via haiirflip)